Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I believe in your delicious
Help. Why am I so naked?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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