I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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