Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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