worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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