I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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