Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Randomize
