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He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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