i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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