I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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