Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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