After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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