I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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