So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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