I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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