He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
