On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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