so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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