K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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