I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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