Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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