Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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