Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
