Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
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