Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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