Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
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