I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
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