please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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