I puked a lego.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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