if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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