That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Holy sore nipples Batman
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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