Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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