dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Sorry my hands just texted you
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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