"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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