so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
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