Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
