Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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