I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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