you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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