Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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