White coat. Heels.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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