I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
why didn't you poke me back
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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