my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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