I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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