come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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