He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
