But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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