you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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