Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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