If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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