i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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