Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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