Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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