OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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