no, he came in my armpit
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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