no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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